darksomeevolution:

theonyxranger:

lastvalyrian:

lastvalyrian:

So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what’s even better. There was a ball pit.

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People think this is a joke but it’s real

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get fuuuuucked

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rovermcfly:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

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are you FUCKING serious

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bogleech:

fantasticfables:

Putin defending JK Rowling, citing “‘cancel culture”’ in relation to his invasion of ukraine is quite literally THE funniest thing that could have happened. I feel like I’ve snorted cocaine

whats happening

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batneko:

that is so fucking funny but MEAN

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iftye:

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ryebreadgf:

men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it’s the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it

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garlicfriedrice:

when i was a teenager and i learned about how light pollution and a certain billionare’s satellites obscure the night sky and all of its glory that humans have looked up and admired for hundreds of thousands of years, i always kept the mantra ‘they would steal even the skies from you’ hidden deep in my gut like a warning

but now i’m in my 20s and in the midst of a plague, having to watch corporate entities like space x and jeff bezos scramble for a piece of the infinite vastness of our universe while we’re all down expected to toil for their gains, live in an age of widespread sickness where we can’t be granted healing or rest without a profit, have every single piece of our lives cut up and dressed for sale like a butchered animal, from basic human needs to human expression. and now that same mantra comes to mind, but now instead of a cautionary warning it sits in my chest and my throat bc it has gone from a warning to a certainty. they will steal even the skies from you.

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catsnuggler:

useless-swedenfacts:

tsukino-png:

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

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an-aura-about-you:

seasonallydefective:

guccifloralsuits:

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.

Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.

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